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Where do cowboys cook their mealsOn the from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.
Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.
What advice to cows giveTurn the udder from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Q Why did the bowlegged cowboy get from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
If a cowboy rides into town on from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!
What do you call a cowboy who from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !
Why did the cowboys car stopIt had from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.
Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.
Why did the cowboy get a hot from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.
Why was the cowboy a lot of from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
Why did the cowboy ride his horseBecause from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
The eastern lady who was all ready from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."
Three cowboys of the world are sitting from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, "I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby." The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, "I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands." The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.
Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, "I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby." The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says, "I killed a 400 pound steer with my bare hands." The Cowboy from Texas just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?" "Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?" "Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."
Q Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complainA from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
Back in the Old West three Texas from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop into the river and drift out of sight They put the first cowboy in the noose, but he was so sweaty and greasy he slipped out, fell in the river and swam to freedom. They tied the noose around the second cowboy's head. He, too, oozed out of the rope, dropped into the river and got away. As they dragged the third Texan to the scaffold, he resisted, "Please! Would yaw'l tighten that noose a little bit? I can't swim!"
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop into the river and drift out of sight They put the first cowboy in the noose, but he was so sweaty and greasy he slipped out, fell in the river and swam to freedom. They tied the noose around the second cowboy's head. He, too, oozed out of the rope, dropped into the river and got away. As they dragged the third Texan to the scaffold, he resisted, "Please! Would yaw'l tighten that noose a little bit? I can't swim!"
Swint and Fess two Oklahoma cowboys were from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "What'd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint. "Pair of cufflinks," said Fess. "But I ain't got no use for them. I can't even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced."
Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "What'd Emmaline give yew for yore birthday?" asked Swint. "Pair of cufflinks," said Fess. "But I ain't got no use for them. I can't even find anyplace to get my wrists pierced."
Who do zombie cowboys fight Deadskins Cowboy from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.
Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.
The swing doors of the Wild West from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "It was me, shrimp," he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists, "what about it?" "Oh, well, er," stammered little Pete wretchedly, "all I wanted to say was. . .when are you going to give it another coat?"
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "It was me, shrimp," he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists, "what about it?" "Oh, well, er," stammered little Pete wretchedly, "all I wanted to say was. . .when are you going to give it another coat?"
Visitor Wow you have a lot of from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
A police officer saw a man dressed from Flashcomment Cowboy jokes Jokes
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?" "My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy. " eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?" "Nope, Louisiana." "Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?" "Don't want to be called Louise, do I .
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?" "My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy. " eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?" "Nope, Louisiana." "Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?" "Don't want to be called Louise, do I .
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